I hate my period period
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The most ridiculous thing ever happened to me on my way to work. I was waiting for my bus at the bus stop when an older guy came to me with a piece of paper. I was listening to my Ipod so I don´t really know if he actually said anything, but I somehow doubt it. I took the note naturally expecting it to be an address that he needed directions to.
To my surprise it actually said:
“LOOKING FOR WOMEN FOR REGULAR VISITS. ARE YOU INTERESTED?”
and a phone number below.
I was quite shocked I must say, as much as I am amused now. Whatever happened to “normal” pick up lines? Or… wouldn´t a newspaper ad be more efficient? I shook my head and gave him back the note which he folded and put back into his pocket. And yes, the paper looked as if it had been unfolded a few times. And no, I was not interested. I wonder if he ever succeded.
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I am 27 now. Sigh.
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I was talking to some friends at uni the other day and some girl joined us. We were talking about working as an interpreter at trade fairs, how tiring it is and how annoying it can be, specially the old ugly men who think they can get off with you because you are smiling all day. ITS PART OF THE JOB TO BE FRIENDLY, IDIOT!!
Anyway… that girl then told us the most embarrassing thing she has ever experienced on a job.
Apparently a group of business men asked her if she could tell them where to find a swing club. She said she would try to find out and came back with a list of JAZZ BARS!!
She told us in a super quiet, shy voice: “I thought they wanted music. I didn’t even know what swinging means…”
hahaha, funny story but poor thing. And what a cheeky thing to ask the interpreter for a sex club!!!
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If you, dear reader, would like to become friends with me, go to my Facebook profile!!
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If you know me, you will know that I LOVE sweets. Yes, and cocks. Seriously, I need sweets every day (yes, and cocks). And you would also know that Oona and I love a band called Interpol and they have a brilliant song called The Lighthouse. So if you take sweets + cocks + Interpol you get THIS:
(Thanks to Accordion Guy)
I would appreciate if one of you dear readers could send me a pack of those!! Cheers!
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